There must be a word in some language, somewhere, for the unique form of existential angst that consumes you (me) upon seeing the contents of a celebrity’s meticulously organised, wildly overstocked fridge. I, for one, had to have a small lie down when, in what felt like season 72 of The Kardashians (but was, in fact, episode 5, season 1), the cameras panned over several acres of beige furnishings before focussing on a glass-fronted refrigerator filled entirely with green produce—arranged, I assume, by the chef who cuts the family’s cucumbers for them, and topped with a crown of asparagus spears. If you would like to take a closer look at this “stunning see-through” behemoth while mentally calculating how big a hole it’s responsible for in the ozone layer, you can get an “exclusive” look over on Kourtney Kardashian’s Poosh.
Otherwise, you can head over to Goop, which, as we all know, is a very different thing from Poosh, and take a gander at Gwyneth Paltrow’s refrigerator instead. Even though I assume AirBnb’s newest host has been frantically busy filling her Montecito guesthouse with Goopy guest swag (how better to combat loneliness than with a £1,000 Kiki de Montparnasse Gold Wand?), she managed to find time on Friday to give her Goopies a tour of her own stainless-steel refrigerator (“I guess this is a trend that’s going around?”). Yes, Gwynny, look what TikTok hath wrought.
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