A few nights later, I managed to perform a reality check for the first time during a dream. I was standing in a coffee shop and looking up at the menu: Latte, Cappuccino, Americano… As I read the names of the drinks, I remembered the advice that I should use text to determine if I was dreaming. I looked away for a few seconds and looked back at the menu to see if it had changed. Right in the middle of the list another item had appeared: “Bejeweled Latte: A frothy mix of milk, matcha, and coffee, topped with whipped cream and real diamonds.” So it was a dream after all. I did as any self-respecting Taylor Swift fan would do, and ordered it.