Amazon’s Satisfyer Pro 2 Review

The top-seller’s stimulating secret lies within the brand’s patented Air Pulse Technology, which is said to achieve the effect of “touch-free stimulation.” The vibrator is crafted with a soft silicone tip that surrounds the clitoris and, when turned on, releases gentle pulsating pressure waves. One reviewer describes the feeling as “like suction, yes, but not quite. It sorta feels like a vibrator, but not exactly. The best way I can explain it is that you create this ‘vacuum’ by creating the seal around your most sensitive bits, and then there’s something inside that vibrates just above the clitoris but doesn’t touch it. The suction, combined with the motion, it’s a very unique feeling. I’m having a difficult time describing it, so let me just say — it’s amazing.” And after trying it myself, I have to agree.

Unlike other suction vibrators which use a supersoft silicone body and mouth to suck your clit into it for an overwhelming (and sometimes too strong!) sensation, the Satisfyer is different. I was personally surprised by the heft of the Satisfyer. Compared to my other oral sex toys, it’s much larger, due to its hard, unbendable handle and head. In fact, the only thing soft about the Satisfyer is its mouth, which, once placed between my legs, felt like a much a slower build than the rest in my collection.

In fact, as I tried the first of its 11 intensities, its air pulses felt more like a warm breath than anything stronger. After pushing it up to its fifth speed and still not really feeling much (maybe as much as a soft tongue lick along with a puff of air), I went back to the drawing board. I refused to believe that 59k orgasmic reviews were lying to me. Where was the super-powered orgasm I’d been promised? After a little repositioning, I learned I hadn’t properly angled the sex toy, so the mouth wasn’t creating the necessary ‘vacuum seal’ it needed to properly stimulate the clit. Pro tip: If this happens to you, don’t be discouraged! We are all shaped differently (clits and all!), and due to the inflexible shape of the toy, it might take a while to get that perfect angle for complete sealage. But you know what they say — if at first you don’t succeed, try and try again (for that orgasm). And boy, once I did…